Wednesday, September 10, 2008

It Turns Out There's NOTHING You Can't Come Back From


Yes, that's Sean Connery. There has been no Photo-shopping of any kind on my end, and if Diana had done it he'd be naked so I'd say no. No Photo-shopping of any kind.


In 1974, Sir Sean Connery was in an incredibly shitty movie ("starred in" would be a bit extreme) called "Zardoz". This post bears a picture from that film of Sir Sean in his man diaper (later refined and brought to perfection by Borat) brandishing his .455 Webley revolver. It's a big gun and I don't see a holster. I saw the movie, but can't remember where he put it when it wasn't in his hand. Sorry. I won't even comment on the boots although I would pay to hear what he said when first approached with this costume.

Forget about James Bond, take a good look at the photo, then consider that Sir Sean has starred in a number of incredible movies since "Zardoz". In fact I recently read that Catherine Zeta-Jones has "... a derriere as tight as Sean Connery's smirk ....". That puts Sir Sean's smirk in some good company indeed let me tell you.

In 1989 Sir Sean was voted People Magazine's "sexiest man alive". Even more, in 2000 he was knighted by The Queen, which is why I keep calling him "Sir Sean".

So the next time you think you've been embarrassed to death and can never show your face in public again, revisit this picture and soldier on.

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