The Mouse That Roared

Installing a new computer mouse isn't exactly rocket science, but should it be life threatening?

The mouse on my computer went to shit a few days ago, giving me a double click effect for single clicks with increasing frequency, so I installed a new one today. Imagine my amazement as I read the first sentence on the installation documents that came with it: "WARNING! Failure to properly set up, use, and care for this product can increase the risk of serious injury or death, or damage to the device or devices."

Coming as they did in the wake of such an ominous pronouncement, the installation instructions were a bit anticlimactic, essentially consisting of:

1. Connect the mouse to your computer.
2. Use.
   
3. There is no step 3.
   

Nevertheless, we're taking no chances here so everyone's on high alert until further notice.